The Love Calculator says...

Ellen DeGeneres

Portia De Rossi


What's the word we're looking for?... hate! No, don't panic. Sometimes the Love Calculator gets stuck in an endless loop when it's trying to work out your relationship compatibility, eventually we give up and give you a zero... but this just means the two of your are a complicated machine, do not take the zero literally.



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